RESORTS FOR CHEAP

I really love television. I think it's the permament stressor. It is my personal opinion that all the goofy liberals out there who decry television as the root of all evil, were simply NOT allowed to watch anything but Babmbi when they were little. Oh Hillary, you're right you know - the world is a terrible place today; much more so than when the Egyptians were beating the Hebrews and enslaving them, or when the Byzantine empire was ravaging the world. Furthermore, I'm sure Hillary - as Amnesty International clearly told you - that America really IS the worst place in the world, and that GITMO is clearly the most MASSIVE display of human rights abuse this century.

Never mind the child soldiers in Uganda, or the child camel jockeys in the U.A.E., or the diamond wars in South Africa, or organ trading in Latin America. These don't amount to a pile of Tiddlewinks when one considers Islamic terrorists being forced to accept brand new Korans and prayer mats. [No, really? They make they accept brand new prayer mats? Oh the humanity. There is simply no end to America's abuse is there?] But Hillary, she and half of Hollywood would like us to let them go, because we are treating them unfairly. But I have a question...correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't theese individuals PEDESTRIANS? CIVILLIANS I mean...??? They are not even really soldiers. So, if that's true, then how could we let them go? Do we let ordinary American Olympic bombers or snipers or even punk teenagers who hold up convenient stores go? No...so why them? Why should we let them go? I guess she is right though, there is no where else in the world where Muslims are only fed food they can eat, allowed to pray, and given a new Koran and prayer mat for each and therefore, GITMO is unacceptable.

Where can God fearing Christians get a vacation like that for free? I need a new Bible and a chef that knows how to do a good unleven bread and ceremonial wine combo. I'd love to be surrounded by people who would go to Church with me instead of pulling out of my apartment complex early Sunday morning watching all the other cars sleep. Sheesh.
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