Saturday, December 02, 2006

Worst Idea EVER









One of my fellow law school compatriots just sent me an email in which she inquired: Is it bad that I'm pulling my eye brow hairs out with my fingernails? I've pulled out like 15 so far...

To which I replied NOTHING I repeat NOTHING is a worse idea then these stupid markers. Don't even get me started. Or better yet, get me started the day AFTER my War Crimes Exam.

Now; after having been told this, my friend wrote the following correspondence:
Dude- I have an original box of the multicultural crayons that they first came out with in ’92 when my mom was at a teachers convention. We laughed at them at the time, but there are days when I’m drawing people where I really crave my mulitcult colors.

While this may seem a reasonable response, I would JUST like to take this moment to point out SHE is not named after a Southwestern Decor Motif, a type of Pottery, or the color of all the overpasses in El Paso [or for that matter, the dirt in Abilene]. I am TERRA COTTA colored.

Hurumph.

But white people are "porcelin" colored. Sorry I AM NOT NAMED AFTER FINE CHINA OR CUTE LITTLE HARLEQUIN DOLLS. I am apparantly, ugly dust colored that you wipe off the cute little porcelin doll's size 6 feet.

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