I Hate Tacky Christmas Lights

So I haven't had much time to update the past couple of days - been pretty exhausted. Last night [Wednesday] I got home from work, took a shower, and got dressed just as Andrew showed up. We bailed to Mr. Gatti's for a while where we watched "Ed, Edd, and Eddie". We frappin' love that show! Ironically, those three idgits represent Andrew and his two brothers, Scott and Brian. They aren't exaclty in permament spots though, they kind of rotate places amongst themselves based on whatever is going on at the moment.

So, we saw "A Series of Unfortunate Events" and it was pretty funny - Jim Carey is hysterical. :-) After that, we went to Starbucks where Andrew got into an argument with the first drive - thru sign [ the one WITHOUT a speaker...don't ask]. Promptly after Andrew resolved his inner issues, we went cruisin' for an hour-ish to scam on people's TACKY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. Top violations are as follows:

1) Using multicolored icicle lights
2) Only wrapping 1/3 - 1/2 of your tree trunk, and neglegting the rest of the tree
3) Using only red lights on your Christmas tree, and opening your window
4) Having cardboard cut-outs of Betty-Boop in your front yard illuminated by Christmas lights [it was so awful you don't even understand]
5) Using a different kind of colored lights on each bush
6) Having cardboard cutouts of Santa at the beach in your front yard
7) Having neon nativity scenes
8) Having cardboard cutouts PERIOD in your front yard
9) AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE: Barbershop styler trees done in red and white Christmas lights with flashing yellow, green, and blue rainbow lights on the roof. HIDEOUS.

I won $15 in Lotteria when I got home from my Dad and Joshua, so that made up for it.


TACKINESS IS SO OFFENSIVE